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Saturday, October 29, 2016

FBI Director Re-Opens New Investigations Into Obama’s Birth Certificate And Ted Cruz’s Father’s Role In Kennedy Assassination

Satirical News Service
Washington DC


Earlier FBI Director James Comey notified members of Congress that the FBI had reopened its investigation into the handling of classified information by Hillary Clinton. Today he followed up with a new letter stating that based upon new evidence found on Anthony Weiner’s computer, he is re-opening investigations into whether or not President Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery, and what role Ted Cruz’s father might have played in the Asassination of President John F. Kennedy. Coming so close to this election and seeming to parrot the conspiracy theories put forward by Presidential candidate Donald Trump has raised some questions about whether these investigations might be politically motivated. The director deflected the criticism stating “I’m only doing what any FBI director would do when confronted with such overwhelming evidence of wrong-doing”.

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