Donald Trump Demands Investigations into Emails of Everyone Who Voted Against Him

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Amid revelations that the FBI today has opened up a new investigation into Hillary Clinton’s Emails, Donald Trump as usual tripled down and demanded that the FBI also investigate the emails of all those women who have accused him of sexual advances, as well as every American who voted against him in this election. He wants his poll watchers to get the names and email addresses of everyone who leaves the polling places so that we can start the lengthy investigations. “Who knows what we’ll uncover? This is huge! Huge! Hillary is going to have a lot of company in jail!”