Leslie Suter Called to Testify Before House Un-American Food Activities Committee

Leslie Suter invoking her 5th Amendment Rights to the House Un-American Food Committee hearings

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

After Vanity Fair did a scathing review of Trumps Grill in Manhattan, an outraged Donald Trump called for an immediate investigation into un-American Food. “We need to make American Food Great again, and stop promoting so-called ethnic food – FAKE FOOD!”, he Tweeted. 

In response Congress has set up a House Un-American Food Committee to be chaired by Rep. Chris Collins (R-N.Y.) and Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-Calif.). 

“We want Americans to eat like Americans, and not be led down the path of Radical Islam by eating at so-called Middle Eastern establishments, or frequenting so-called Roach coaches that have been known to cater to Illegal Mexican and other undocumented ethnic workers particularly in the LA and Manhattan areas. We know that some so-called Americans who write food and restaurant reviews for prominent magazines such as Vanity Fair and LA Magazine are in collusion with these establishments as well as praising chefs who are openly gay. We plan on getting to the bottom of this and singling out those reviewers who write decidedly un-American pro-ethnic food reviews instead of praising great American Restaurants like Trump Grill."

First to be called before the committee were Tina Nguyen of Vanity Fair, and Leslie Suter of LA Magazine. Both invoked their Fifth Amendment rights to all questions before the Committee.