Satirical News Service
Moscow
Moscow
Vladimir Putin pledge to Russia for the up-coming elections is To Make
America Great Again – For Russia. "When we make America great again for Russia”, he stated, “then
Russia will be great for America. There is so much Russia has to offer America –
like how to conduct surveillance and hack into computers, how to run a gulag,
and how to lie and get away with it. Not like fumbling efforts you have
now.”
Putin is expected to win nearly 99% of the vote, but turnout is expected
to be very low – about 100 voters in all.
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