Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Taking to the podium
again today, HUD secretary Ben
Carson compared the journey of the Apollo Astronauts to those of Black Africans in slave ships.
“They we strapped into
their seats crammed into the tiny spaces shoulder to shoulder for days on end. They were forced to wear bulking suits and given meager rations for the entire journey. Then they were forced to
work in life threatening conditions for hours on end, chopping and gathering
rocks to bring back to their overseers back on earth. This should
give us pause to think, and teach us a valuable lesson.”
Reporters in the room
tried to ask him what that
lesson was, but he refused to elaborate saying, “It’s perfectly
obvious.”
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