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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Ben Carson Compares Apollo Astronauts To Slaves

Satirical News Service 
Washington, DC 

Taking to the podium again today, HUD secretary Ben Carson compared the journey of the Apollo Astronauts to those of Black Africans in slave ships. 

“They we strapped into their seats crammed into the tiny spaces shoulder to shoulder for days on end. They were forced to wear bulking suits and given meager rations for the entire journey. Then they were forced to work in life threatening conditions for hours on end, chopping and gathering rocks to bring back to their overseers back on earth. This should give us pause to think, and teach us a valuable lesson. 


Reporters in the room tried to ask him what that lesson was, but he refused to elaborate saying, “It’s perfectly obvious.”

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