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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Microwave Oven from Trump Residence Gave Testimony About Spying Allegations

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

The Samsung microwave oven from the Trump residence at Trump Towers was called before a Congressional Committee to answer questions about it's role in the bugging of Donald Trump by Barack Obama during the final weeks of the campaign. As expected, the microwave over only emitted a series of beeps which the committee took as the equivalent to invoking it's fifth amendment rights. More testimony is expected later this week from the Refrigerator, Dishwasher, 60 inch Flat Screen TV, and electronic toilet paper dispenser. Although the cost of these investigations have cost more than 1 million dollars in tax payer money, the head of the Republican led committee reiterated that this was just as important as our investigation into Benghazi.

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