Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In an amazing about face, Wayne LaPierre, head if the NRA said today it would be in favor of some limitation on the number of people someone can kill in a mass shooting.
In a press statement, he stated “We feel that the recent incident in Las Vegas has shown the need for responsible legislation to control what has become an ever-escalating carnage. We therefore endorse legislation that limits the number of people a deranged gunman can kill to 50. However, this limit only applies to people actually killed and not merely maimed. Also this applies only to each single incidence, and self inflicted guns shots will not be counted in the total.”
Republicans hailed this as a huge step forward in legislating sensible gun control without actually controlling access to guns. Trump tweeted "This will save many lives".
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