Satirical News Service
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Washington DC
Trump today released newly uncovered photos from
the 1963 Kennedy Assassination that show conclusively that Hillary Clinton was
the second gunman. In a packed auditorium of Trump supporters, Trump demanded
to know why the FBI was investigating him, when they should be investigating
Hillary Clinton’s role in the Kennedy Assassination. To throngs of “Lock her Up”.
Trump produced this “unaltered” photo that clearly shows Hillary Clinton leveling
a handgun at President Kennedy from the grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963. Asked
why she looks the same in the photo when she was 16 as she does now, Trump
responded “She looked old and haggard then too”. The FBI declined to comment,
however FOX news ran with the story and brought forward eyewitnesses that said
they clearly remember her on the grassy knoll then.
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