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| Trump's grandson, Spencer, shown with Halloween Costume |
Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Donald Trump’s grandson, Spencer (shown here in
military Halloween costume) revealed today that he would be unable to participate
in the annual trick-or-treat event at their school due to “chronic and persistent
bone spurs” in his feet. Instead, Secret Servicemen will take all the Candy
that was supposed to be collected and then donated to a local homeless shelter
and give it to the younger Trump. In a, Tweet, Donald Trump tweeted “I deeply regret
that my grandson will not be able to participate in the trick-or-treat event.
As you all know bone spurs can be terribly debilitating and prevent even
seemingly able bodied people from serving their country. My secret Service
detail bravely has agreed to do this chore for him. Although this candy was
supposed to go to a local homeless shelter, we feel that government handouts
are just wrong for these individuals. Instead, we will be keeping all the candy
and sending whatever candy is left over to these people around Easter time next
year."
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