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Monday, October 30, 2017

United’s longest-ever 18-hour flight - Survivors reported



Satirical News Service
Chicago, IL

The first passengers to make United Airlines non-stop 18 hour flight from LAX to Singapore are reported to be in fair condition after remaining cramped in coach and fed barely edible food for the full duration. Some were able to emerge from the aircraft under their own power but most had to be assisted by ground personnel.

“We are just amazed and thankful that they even survived! Frankly, I don’t think anyone should attempt this in coach – Maybe business class, but certainly not coach”, said one airline employee. As they emerged from the flight they were asked if they thought they were ready for the return trip, but all they could answer was “blah blah, blah”.

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