Satirical News Service
Orlando, FL
Joining a growing chorus of women alleging inappropriate
sexual advances by Hollywood, TV, and Political personalities, Minnie Mouse has
become the first major cartoon character to allege that she was groped
repeatedly by Walt Disney during her creation.
In a tearful interview, Minnie stated, “He liked to
stick his ink pen in my “you-know-what”. Sometimes he would like to cover my
whole body with black ink. I think he got some sort of kinky high from this”.
There was no word from the Disney Studio or his
heirs over these allegations.
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