Putin Demands Investigation into Cabinet Members Not In Collusion with Trump Campaign

Satirical News Service
Washinton, DC

Russia’s President Putin today demanded investigations in any of his cabinet members who might not have colluded with members of Trumps cabinet or election committee.

“This is a very serious charge. If we find out that some of my cabinet members did not seek out to collude with the Trump campaign and the 2016 election, there will be serious repercussions. We cannot let the Americans simply vote on their own. Without our help who knows what they might do.”