Satirical News Service
Mexico City
In a show of making better relations between the US and Mexico, Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto has offered to let the Mexican government take the place of the US one until they can work things out. “Our first priority would be to settle the immigration debate and defund the wall, legalize marijuana, and prostitution, ban guns, and who knows….” Many Americans have warmed up to this idea. While Mexico is known for its graft-ridden bureaucracy one US citizen said “Maňana and a 10 dollar bill is better than never and a billion bucks”
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