Satirical News Service
Mexico City
Mexico City
With Congress and Trump now wavering on building
the Border Wall, Mexico’s president Enrique Peña Nieto today announced that Mexico is now going to build the Border Wall –to
keep Gringos out!
“The United States is sending the worst kind of
people to Mexico – gun traffickers, drug seekers, rapists, pornography dealers,
and wild party goers who are straining the financial resources of our country.
Just the number of police needed to maintain order at even one gringo party in
Cabos San Lucas takes valuable law enforcement people away from fighting drug cartels.
They are sending their elderly infirm people to get drugs that they can’t
legally buy in the US like Laetril, ViagaraXL, and Oxycodone. They are sending
their gun dealers who provide a plethora of weaponry to anyone who wants to buy
them.
For this reason, we in Mexico need to have a strong
border wall to keep out this gringo riff-raff who are draining our financial
resources. I am asking Mexico to build this wall --- And make American Tax Payers
PAY FOR IT!"
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