Satirical News Service
Stockholm, Sweden
Stockholm, Sweden
Today the Nobel Commission announced that they have created a new Nobel Prize category for “Twittering”. According to the commission “We have recently been made aware of how important this activity is to the entire world. Without it, we would not be able to know the minds of our world leaders or keep up with the latest internal cock-fights between great individuals, nor bring the world perilously close to nuclear Armageddon. Therefore in our estimation, there is a great need to recognize the accomplishments of people who have endeavored in this field.”
The commission announced that the first Nobel Prize for this would go to Donald Trump to recognize his “genius” in the field of Twittering.
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