Satirical News Service
Washington DC
“After conducting a thorough mental fitness exam on President Trump, I can conclude that he scored the highest mental fitness score ever recorded” stated Dr. Ronny Jackson. He went on to say “As for his physical health, he has the stamina of an 18-year-old Olympic athlete and the largest, (um,er...) – ‘button’ I’ve ever seen in a male,“
“You See – I told you so!” beamed President Trump leaving the Walter Reed Hospital.
Immediately after the press conference, Dr. Jackson was reunited with his wife and children who were being kept secure by secret service agents to avoid any anger or retaliation that might be posed by Democrats.
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