Faux Mint to Offer “The Mueller Indictment Series Commemorative Coin Set”

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Now, an exclusive offer from the Faux Mint Company, “The Mueller Indictment Series”. This exclusive offer commemorates each of the many individuals who have been indicted, flipped, or convicted in Mueller’s Investigation. Approximately every month you will receive a new coin cast in precious metal and plated in silver, bronze or gold depending on how close that individual was to Donald Trump. You will be able to hold and admire each of these coins for years to come – and they will become only more valuable as the collection grows and grows. Each coin comes with a certificate of authenticity as well as a complete copy of the indictment or plea of that individual. You’ll be able to commemorate these achievements for years to come – cast forever into these beautiful commemorative coins.