Both Congress and the President Vow to Act Quickly to Pass Bill Vital to Preserving American Society

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

With the 2012 election a scant two weeks behind us, President Obama and Congressional leaders immediately set out to address the most important piece of legislation to avert a dire crisis to all Americans. In a speech yesterday, House Speaker John Boehner reiterated that Congress needs to put aside all frivolous matters and focus exclusively on this one bill. “If we fail to act, the consequences could be dire. It would affect millions of Americans now and for future generations.”  President Obama also went on record to state that this bill must pass before it is too late. Both House must immediately come together and put aside past partisan differences to pass this vital bill.”

                While the past 14 months have shown that Congress and President are locked in a gridlock, pundits are very hopeful that both sides can finally act decisively to and pass this bill – namely a bailout for Hostess Inc. aimed at saving the Twinkie.