Satirical News Service
Houston, TX
Houston, TX
With Texas declared
solidly in the “Red State” Column, election officials there have decided to
simplify the ballot. It now consists of basically two choices for the voter that encompasses
all candidate choices.
Republican
Not Republican
As one official stated "We feel this eliminates a lot of time and confusion, and
since we’re already declared a Red State, what difference does it make what you’re
other choices are."
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