SUPREME COURT TO HEAR CASE ON WHETHER OBAMA REALLY WON HIS RE- ELECTION AND WHETHER HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE IS GENUINE

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Immediately following the announcement that the US Supreme Court would hear yet another challenge to Obamacare, Justice Scalia also announced that it would also hear arguments challenging Obama’s recent re-election on the grounds that Mitt Romney and his Super PACS spent more money on it, and therefore should have won. They will also accept a suit from Donald Trump arguing that Obama’s birth certificate is fake because many people believe it so.