Satirical News Service
New York, NY
New York, NY
Preparations are now under way in Times Square to make the
worldly famous “Lighted Ball” not just slide down a pole, but to be thrown off
the building in a symbolic reminder that as of that moment we will all be going
over the fiscal cliff. “We feel it is the
best way to bring in the New Year for this country who will now be facing a
whole raft of fiscal disasters. Unfortunately we can’t throw Congressmen over
with it, but we have promised them front row seats right in the path of the
falling ball!”
In other news Obama had Mitt Romney over to the White House
for a “Consolation Prize” lunch. After he left Michelle, Sasha, Malia, and
Barack we’re rolling on the floor laughing.
“I can’t believe he fell for the “Turkey” chili, and “Chicken” salad bit! – and
he ate it!” They later revealed that what was really in those dishes was
Crow.
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