Satirical News
Princeton, Oregon
Princeton, Oregon
A handful of brave Americans are holding out on the besieged Oregon plains barricaded in the one lone building against thousands of
migratory birds. It is now more than 10 days since these brave souls armed only
with semi-automatic weapons, handguns, and shotguns have stood steadfast in the
face of these angry birds. Although it is difficult to understand what the
birds are saying, it is clear that they want nothing less than the
unconditional surrender of these patriots. “Once they get a foothold here, it’s
no telling where they’ll want to go next”, said their leader Ammon Bundy.” It’s
the Alamo all over again. We going to hold out until the last bird dies”.
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