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A new document has surfaced claiming to be Donald Trump’s
real birth certificate. It revealed for the first time that Donald Trump’s real
birth mother was not Mary MacLeod and his true birthplace was actually in Saudi
Arabia. Moreover, he was born to a Muslim mother. His true birth mother was Hamida al-Attas, one of the
wives of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden and mother to Osama Bin Laden.
That makes Donald Trump Osama Bin Laden’s half brother. After Donald was born
in 1948, he was secretly adopted by Fred and Mary Trump and brought to this
country to be raised. It is not known if Donald was ever made aware of this,
but there was a cryptic note on the birth document that was found with the
birth certificate. It said.
“To my half brother Donald- Good luck with the new Trump
Twin Towers in New York – I think we cleared the way for you.
Inshallah - Osama.”
Donald trump was unavailable for comment.
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