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Tuesday, January 5, 2016

French Want The Statue of Liberty Back

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

After watching Donald Trump’s latest campaign ad which featured thousands of refugees storming the border (actually Morrocco) and demanding a halt to Muslims entering the U.S., French President François Hollande has requested that the U.S. return the Statue of Liberty.

“We gave this gift to you as a symbol to honor your benevolence and willingness to provide to all who come to your shores looking for equal opportunities and a new life free from persecution. After watching the latest Trump ad, and listening to all the vitriolic rhetoric coming out of the presidential campaign, we feel that your country is no longer the proper place for this great statue. We therefore respectfully request that you return it to us at the earliest opportunity. We will start to look for another more worthy place to relocate it - perhaps Canada”.

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