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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Apple CEO Admits “We have no Idea How to Get Into the IPhone”


Satirical News Service
Cupertino, CA


Apple Computer’s CEO Tim Cook finally came forward and admitted that they have no idea how to get into the Apple iPhone’s OS, or even the iPhone itself for that matter. “When Steve Jobs died, he took the source code and schematics with him”, said Cook. "Now no one has a clue how these thing actually work. We just keep adding new features to the thing each year so people will buy them and think we’re innovating new stuff. Actually we’re just sticking different sockets and doo-dads on the thing, but have no clue how the things actually work.”

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