Satirical News Service
Des Moines, Iowa
Des Moines, Iowa
Mike Huckabee formally suspended his campaign for Presidency
today after a huge loss in the Iowa Caucuses. In a Tweet he sent out
to his followers, he Tweeted
“I am unfriending GOD on Facebook! I’m done with
that two-faced Zeus! This whole time I kept hearing 'Have faith in me, Trust in
me!' Making like we’re BFF’s. Then what does he do – he lets Ted Cruz win in Iowa! Ted Cruz! Like he’s holier than me or
something. Well G--O--D, I’m thru with you! And I want my WWJD wrist band back
too! You can wear your new WWTD wrist band!
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angry Devil Faced emoticons follow
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