CDC Confirms Another Case of Affluenza. Efforts at Eradication Appear Unsuccessful.

Third confirmed case of Affluenza in Patient known as Mr. "S"

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Yet another confirmed case of Affluenza has been confirmed today by the CDC. The patient in question Mr. “S” has come down with a severe case of it, and has affected millions of individuals by raising prices for a critically needed drug 5000% in his company. Affluenza is shown to produce a complete lack of social conscience, and acts of wanton greed and disregard for human suffering.

Efforts so far to eradicate this have not been unsuccessful and the contagion appears to be spreading. The CDC has expressed grave concern over this with the US presidential elections looming and the outbreak continuing to spread unchecked. Some have suggested cancelling the elections until this epidemic can be controlled.