Satirical News Service
Toronto, Canada
Toronto, Canada
With the results just in, Ted Cruz has been declared
the winner in the Canada Caucuses to elect a US president. Nearly 100%
of the voters returning from the polls yesterday said they voted for him to
keep in on the US side of the border with Canada. "We sure as hell don’t want him coming back here. God
forbid he should even consider coming back and running for office here in Canada. No one here can stand the SOB!"
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