Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Charles and David Koch today announced that they
would appoint their own Supreme Court Justice shortly since it has become apparent
that the President can’t and Congress won’t. In a statement released today by
Koch Industries, they stated “It’s time just we eliminate the middle men in this
process and just do it ourselves. It saves a lot more money in the long run. We’re
screening people now, and shortly will have an appointee that we'll be happy with very soon.”
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