Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Investigators from the World Health
Organization have discovered a link between microcephaly and watching the
Republican debates on TV. Unlike the microcephaly that is linked to the Zita mosquito
virus that affects only unborn babies, this virus seems to affect full grown
adults. The severity of symptoms is directly proportional to the number of
debates that a person has watched. Quoting one WHO investigator, “By the
time they have watched seven debates their brain size has shrunk to that of a
baby chimpanzee.”
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