Trump Claims Casualties In The Yemen Raid Were Caused Just To Make Him Look Bad

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Amid growing controversy over the recent raid that killed Senior Chief Petty Officer William “Ryan” Owens and uncounted number of civilians, Trump claimed today that these casualties happened just to make him look bad. “We won that! – We won Yugely. It was the most successful raid that we’ve had in the whole war, but leave it to some Generals to cause the death of Senior Chief Petty Officer William “Ryan” Owens and claim civilian casualties just to make me look bad.”