Washington, DC
As we
approach the second round of GOP presidential candidate debates this week,
Hillary Clinton’s polling number seem to be sliding while Donald Trump’s
inexplicably seem to be rising. So with the American electorate so totally
confused, several new “Empty Chairs”,have seen this as an opportunity to enter
the presidential race.
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| The Witches Dunking Chair |
This chair polls very well with the Ted Cruz and
Mike Huckabee crowd who want to bring America back to old Puritan ways.
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| The Public Bus Bench |
This chair seems to poll very well with the Bernie Sanders
crowd who favor more equality and communal social values.
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| The Hand-Me-Down Chair |
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| The One-Gaping-Hole Chair |
This chair seems to poll well with the Hillary Clinton
crowd. It basically has plain sturdy back and legs, but one gaping hole in it.
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| The New Republican chair |
This is your basic old hard chair, but they’ve added a large
soft ill-fitting cushion to give it a little more comfort.
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| The Do-You-Really-Want-To-Keep-That-Old-Thing Chair |
This chair polls well with supporters who’d like Joe Biden to enter the race, It’s pretty worn out, but still provides that old-worn-shoes comfort.
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| The Full-of-Holes Chair |
This chair is very rickety and full of
holes, but the back is covered with a cushion to act like it’s still functional
as a chair. This should also appeal to many Republican voters and even some
supporters of Hillary Clinton.
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| The Trump Chair |
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