Satirical News Service
The Hamptons, NY
The Hamptons, NY
A Group of
the 0.01%’er’s sponsored at picnic today at the posh home of a hedge fund
manager who wished to go unnamed. They were there to celebrate the “hard
work and the American Dream that made them the
rich men they are today.” It was catered by mostly immigrant, minority and women
workers who were being paid less than minimum wage with no health benefits. Some
complained how the current low bank interested rates were preventing them from
getting a decent return on their investments to a young college student who had
just parked their cars for minimum wages in order to pay off his exorbitant
student loans. After a few speeches
about how illegal immigration is spoiling the American economy, they sat down
to a meal that had been prepared and harvested by some of those same
immigrants. They then went on to rail about Obamacare and the oppressive taxes
in place now (of which they pay little), and the need to bring back traditional
American values of hard work and sacrifice, while they continue to ship the
jobs that enable that overseas. They then cracked jokes about how happy they
were that Warren Buffet was not invited. All in all it was a good picnic.
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