Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Match.com
admitted today that maybe it was a mistake to tell Kim Jong Un that his perfect soul
mate was this miniaturized nuclear warhead.
Spokespersons from that company said that while they strive to create
the perfect match based upon the answers their clients provide, it was not
intended to pair individuals with inanimate objects, and especially not weapons
of mass destruction. We regret this error and are making efforts to correct the
problem.
Meanwhile Kim Jong Un is delighted with the match
and nuptials are being planned for some time in the future.
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