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Thursday, March 17, 2016

Sea World Does Away with All Marine Animal Acts – Will Use Human Actors instead.

Satirical News Service
Orlando, FL


After announcing that it will end their Killer Whale breeding program, the CEO of Sea World also announced the end of all Marine Animal acts. Instead they will use humans in whale and dolphin costumes performing a variety of tricks. They said that they are currently looking for very agile individuals who love the water and really love raw fish!

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