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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

National Archive's Constitution Replaced with The Art Of The Deal

Satirical News Service
Washington,D.C.


Staff and visitors to the National Archives in Washington DC were surprised today to find that copies of The US Constitution, Bill of Rights, and The Declaration of Independence, normally displayed in bomb proof glass cases for all to view have all been removed. In their place was a copy of The Art of the Deal printed on parachment like paper. Steven Bannon, the newly appointed director of the National Archives stated that “they were going to undergo some revisions and cleaning”, but failed to elaborate on just what this entailed. Also all copies of these historic documents have been removed from the gift shop. Instead, and until further notice, only  copies of The Art of The Deal would be available.

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