Satirical News Service
Washington,D.C.
Staff and visitors to the National Archives in Washington DC
were surprised today to find that copies of The US Constitution, Bill of Rights, and The Declaration of Independence,
normally displayed in bomb proof glass cases for all to view have all been
removed. In their place was a copy of The Art
of the Deal printed on parachment like paper. Steven Bannon, the newly
appointed director of the National Archives stated that “they were going to
undergo some revisions and cleaning”, but failed to elaborate on just what this
entailed. Also all copies of these historic documents have been removed from
the gift shop. Instead, and until further notice, only copies of The Art of The Deal would be available.
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