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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Vladimir Putin Demands investigations of Trump Ties to America

Satirical News Service
Washington DC


Vladimir Putin came out today demanding an independent investigation into Donald Trump’s ties to America. In a press conference he stated “There is clear concern for us that Donald Trump has ties to America that he has not been forthcoming about. After firing his National Security Adviser it is unclear that he will follow our explicit Instructions. We elected Trump on the promise that he would follow the laws laid  out  in the Russian Federation Constitution and do whatever we want him to do. Instead he seems to be on his own agenda, and we cannot have that. I have asked Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan to immediately conduct an independent investigation into Donald Trump’s ties to America and if necessary impeach him so we can get someone who knows how to follow our instructions."

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