Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Vladimir
Putin came out today demanding an independent investigation into Donald Trump’s
ties to America. In a press conference he stated “There is clear concern for us
that Donald Trump has ties to America that he has not been forthcoming about. After
firing his National Security Adviser it is unclear that he will follow
our explicit Instructions. We elected Trump on the promise that he would follow
the laws laid out in the Russian Federation Constitution and do whatever we want him to do. Instead
he seems to be on his own agenda, and we cannot have that. I have asked Mitch
McConnell and Paul Ryan to immediately conduct an independent investigation
into Donald Trump’s ties to America and if necessary impeach him so we can get
someone who knows how to follow our instructions."
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