Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Gen H.R.
McMaster received an early baptism into the Trump Administration when he received a
3:00 am call from the President ordering him to call out the National Guard –
that “Washington DC was under attack by Zombies”. Trump stated he had just seen
it on the News – “Terrible, simply terrible – Zombies all over Washington –
Need to call out the guard immediately.”
After bleary eyed aides rushed up to the residency
to see just what Trump was talking about, it appeared that instead of turning
on FOX news as he usually does, he accidentally hit the DVR and was watching a previously
recorded episode of Walking Dead that Ivanka has taped earlier on the DVR.
After rescinding the order, Trump repeatedly clung to the belief that it was
the News he was watching. “Fake News – All of it just fake news”, he Tweeted.
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