Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
The Trump
Administration announced today that although it was going to do away with
public funding for PBS, it intends on keeping the popular show Sesame Street,
but change the theme and characters. Big Bird will be replaced by Yuge Bird,
featuring a vulture. It will also introduce his sidekick, Steven The Reaper,
featuring a grim reaper character. The show’s emphasis will be on instilling
fear into children by harping on how dangerous cites are because of illegal
aliens, Muslim Terrorists, and Political Correctness. It will warn kids not to believe the fake news and facts coming from the main stream media, but only stuff it hears on this show. It will encourage children to report any
suspicious activity and anti-Trump sentiments they hear from their parents and
neighbors to the proper authorities. The new show will be appearing daily on the Fox News Channel.
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