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Monday, February 27, 2017

Remember the Alamo – Redeaux

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

After giving his speech today in which he stated “America needs to start winning wars again”, sources in the White House report that he wants to re-fight some of the battles we lost, starting with The Alamo. It was hinted that the reason for the recent round-up of undocumented Mexicans is to offer them a choice of either re-fighting the Alamo or be deported to Mexico. The ones that elect to re-fight will be outfitted with Napoleon era uniforms and muskets, while the Texans will be composed of volunteers from local Militia groups’s who will bring their own guns
It’s gonna be Yuge tweeted Trump. When you Remember the Alamo this time it’ll be the Texans that win it. It’ll be the greatest battle America ever fought.


It was also reported that the 7th Fleet has been ordered to sail into Vietnamese waters with a full complement of Marines and heavy armor. It is unclear exactly what their orders are, but source close to Trump said, “It’s high time we settle some old scores!”.

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