Satirical News Service
Tragically, nearly all of the more than 4000 servicemen and women who were scheduled for deployment to Afghanistan following President Trumps “new” plan to win the 16 year old war have become afflicted with crippling bone spurs in their feet. In a letter sent to the White House from those servicemen and women they stated.
Dear Mr. Trump:
We are dreadfully sorry that we will be unable to participate in your new effort to win the war in Afghanistan. As you well know bone spurs can be quite debilitating and certainly prevent us from participating in this escapade, as much as we’d love to win the war for you. May we suggest as replacements you send members of your own family, Paul Ryan, your friends in Goldman Sachs, the KKK, the Neo-Nazi, and all the para-military groups that say they are just “dying to go over there”. Good luck!
US servicemen and women scheduled for deployment