Trump Vows To Build Wall Between Afghanistan And Pakistan

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

With his poll numbers tanking and the prospects for getting his Wall with Mexico practically nil, Trump spoke out today promising to build a wall between Afghanistan and Pakistan to keep out the terrorists and Taliban. “We’re going to build a wall between Pakistan and Afghanistan! It’ll be YUGE! It’ll be the greatest wall that has EVER been built! It’ll be better and bigger than even the great Chinese wall – which by the way is a pathetic wall, terrible. It can hardly keep anyone out. This wall is going to be fantastic! And do you know who is going to pay for this wall.....? THE PAKISTANI’S!!!!!!!!! That's Who!

The response from the Pakistani government is untranslatable, but it has something to do with performing an act with a Donkey.