Satirical News Service
Houston, Texas
President Trump and Vice President Pence were seen just outside of the flood ravaged coastal areas and city of Houston, Texas preparing to send thousands of cases of Play Dough to the victims. The President wants everyone to know that he is sending his own "dough" to help pay for the clean up. He further stated that he wants to emphasize that with all the dough he's going to send, there will be no need for Federal Disaster relief funds to be used. Besides, he late tweeted, Mexico sent us this hurricane, and Mexico is going to pay to clean it up!"
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