Satirical News Service
New York, NY
New York, NY
Early this morning Chief of Staff John Kelly received
and urgent call from Trump’s Secret service agents saying they were currently
restraining Trump and needed Kelly to get over to Trump Towers Immediately. According
to sources close to Trump, after Tweeting that his base was bigger than ever, was
seen leaving Trump towers with a loaded Winchester stating
“I’m going to fulfill
another of my campaign promises today and go out on 5th Avenue and
shoot someone - and my base will still
love me”.
Secret Service Agents immediately restrained the protesting President
Trump until John Kelly arrived, and told Trump that in no uncertain terms could
he do this.
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