Satirical News Service
Houston, Texas
Houston, Texas
Appearing in Houston before what Trump says was a YUGE
crowd at Joel Osteen’s Megachurch. Donald Trump issued a Presidential Pardon to
God for causing Hurricane Harvey that dumped almost 5 feet of water on the
Houston area. In his speech he stressed “While it is tragic what happened,
there is blame on both sides.” He went on to site Houston’s leniency toward illegal
immigrants and tolerance of gays as some of the reasons that God might have for
bringing down the wrath of Hurricane Harvey.
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