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Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Trump Pardon’s God for Hurricane Harvey – Says There Was Blame On Both Sides

Satirical News Service
Houston, Texas

Appearing in Houston before what Trump says was a YUGE crowd at Joel Osteen’s Megachurch. Donald Trump issued a Presidential Pardon to God for causing Hurricane Harvey that dumped almost 5 feet of water on the Houston area. In his speech he stressed “While it is tragic what happened, there is blame on both sides.” He went on to site Houston’s leniency toward illegal immigrants and tolerance of gays as some of the reasons that God might have for bringing down the wrath of Hurricane Harvey.

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