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A lost transcript
of a speech made by Adolf Hitler the day after the infamous Kristallnacht in Germany in 1938, has recently surfaced.
In it he decried “…the violence on BOTH sides that led to many of our brave law
enforcement people, who were simply trying to uphold the peace, being injured by
broken glass.
There were Jews there with menorah’s that they were holding up
as weapons, and Torah’s that they were using as clubs to prevent people from
putting out fires that the Jews themselves were setting and breaking Windows.
It’s no surprise when a few enthusiastic members of the Nazi party felt obliged
to defend themselves against these acts of terrorism by the Leftist’s and Jews.
While we regret that a few Jews were injured and maybe even died as result most
likely of their own actions, we cannot just blame one side for this. The blame
goes to many sides – many sides.”
He went on to condemn to foreign press for their
biased reporting of the event, and promised to rally his base against them as
well.
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