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Tuesday, August 15, 2017

Lost speech by Adolf Hitler decrying violence “on both sides” during Kristallnacht

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

A lost transcript of a speech made by Adolf Hitler the day after the infamous Kristallnacht in Germany in 1938, has recently surfaced. 
In it he decried “…the violence on BOTH sides that led to many of our brave law enforcement people, who were simply trying to uphold the peace, being injured by broken glass.
There were Jews there with menorah’s that they were holding up as weapons, and Torah’s that they were using as clubs to prevent people from putting out fires that the Jews themselves were setting and breaking Windows. It’s no surprise when a few enthusiastic members of the Nazi party felt obliged to defend themselves against these acts of terrorism by the Leftist’s and Jews. While we regret that a few Jews were injured and maybe even died as result most likely of their own actions, we cannot just blame one side for this. The blame goes to many sides – many sides.”

He went on to condemn to foreign press for their biased reporting of the event, and promised to rally his base against them as well.

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