Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Almost immediately after declaring victory in Mexico’s general election, the newly elected president Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador spoke with President Trump and assured him that he would indeed build that border wall, the Trump has so often talked about. He announced his plan today to the Mexican public who were aghast until he displayed a map of where he planned to build the wall. It clearly showed the 1840 Mexico-US border, which today incorporates Texas, Arizona, and California. In his statement, he announced that preparations are now underway to construct this border wall and that anyone who remains on its side must apply for Mexican citizenship or face immediate deportation. We intend on having a zero-tolerance policy toward immigration. The USA has been sending us rapists, drug dealers, and gang members for many years, and this must stop. I say “Build That Wall!”
The Trump administration had yet to comment on this new development. The Mexican public was overwhelmingly in support of it.
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