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Saturday, July 21, 2018

Putin Agrees to Meet with Trump in Washington, But Only if He Gets to Bring His Army


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Putin has agreed to meet with Trump again this coming November, but only on the condition that he be allowed to bring his entire army to stage what he called "A Military Parade to honor Mr. Trump".  It is estimated that this will consist of more than 12,000 troops as well as tanks and missiles on trucks which will parade down Pennsylvania Avenue to a "Yuge" viewing crowd.
"I want to show my solidarity with the American people", said Putin. He added, "They may want to stay a while too."

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