Putin Offers to Run Government if President Trump Shuts it Down

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 After President Trump made new threats today to shut down the US government if he does not get his Border Wall passed, Vladimir Putin offered to run America. “We are used to running countries when there is disagreement”, said Putin, “We would be very happy to run your country for as long as we like”.  As yet there has been no response from the White House, but today Mr. Trump tweeted “Thank you Mr. Putin, I will seriously consider your kind offer”.