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To demonstrate how solid Putin’s relationship is with Trump, Premier Putin gave Trump an “Ask Alexi” device as a gift. According to Russian officials, it works like Amazon’s Echo and is always listening for any possible question or request President Trump might have for Premier Putin.
Recently a secret tape was obtained of Putin demonstrating how it works to Trump.
Putin: All you haff to do Mr. Trump as say “Alexi”, and then ask you question. Go ahead and try it…..
Trump: “Alexi, Did Russia meddle in the 2016 Presidential Election?”
Alexi: “Of course not boychek! This is total fabrication of deep state and fake press to try to discredit you”
Trump: “Alexi, What can I do to stop Mueller and his investigation of me?”
Alexi: “Mr. Mueller might happen to stumble upon a bottle of nerve gas sometime soon that could of course not be traceable to anyone in the White House or Kremlin”.
Trump: “Alexi, Who is our greatest Ally?”
Alexi” “Russia! Of course!”
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